Jokes focused on relationships between students and teachers. (I)
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L. TEACHER: No, that's wrong. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Jokes focused on relationships between students and teachers. (II)
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I". MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am". MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to,my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
They are very funny Estela!!;) I have laughed very much!I have another joke of students and teachers. I hope that you laugh:
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Do you like??:) I know other one... But this joke is worse!:S : Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Jokes focused on relationships between students and teachers. (I)
ReplyDeleteTEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Jokes focused on relationships between students and teachers. (II)
ReplyDeleteTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am".
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to,my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
ReplyDeleteThey are very funny Estela!!;) I have laughed very much!I have another joke of students and teachers. I hope that you laugh:
ReplyDeleteTeacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Do you like??:) I know other one... But this joke is worse!:S :
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Jaja, Andrea is really great!
ReplyDeleteThey look like Ovidio's bad jokes! ;)
Thank you for your jokes